You Know He Ain’t Gonna Die

I recently made a not-so-friendly wager with my buddy and co-blogger about Danilo Gallinari’s scoring average. Somewhere along the way, (Ed. a bar, probably), I confidently predicted that the man known as “The Rooster,” or “The Cock,” depending on where your seats are located, would finish the season averaging no less than 16 points per game. Last night, he scored a healthy 22 in the Knicks’ horrible loss to the Miami Heat.

Yes, it’s come to this as a Knicks fan. My interests in the team exists almost exclusively in the offensive progress of a 21-year-old, semi-walled-eyed kid from Sant’Angelo Lodigiano.

Incidentally, Sant’Angelo Lodigiano is also the native home of Mother Cabrini, the Vatican’s favorite American saint.

Isn’t that interesting?

Anyway, in honor of my new favorite Knickerbocker, here’s the studio clip of Alice in Chains’ “The Rooster,” which was recorded in 1992, when Gallinari was four.