Sunday, November 30, 2008

We Are All Bigsam112

Unbeknownst to me, ESPN has been running an online contest, Streak for the Cash, for fans who think they can pick 25 straight winners from a pool of network-sanctioned matchups. The first person to do so before December 31, 2008 wins a cool million dollars. 

Say what you will about ESPN, but this is an idea I can get behind. I wish I had known about the contest earlier, though, because one participant-- known only as Bigsam112-- is one pick away from a nice pre-Christmas stocking stuffer. 

Bigsam112 has picked 24 in a row, including, for my money, his gutsiest call, the Dolphins over the Broncos, in Denver, at the beginning of November. Most recently, Bigsam112, who started off losing five in a row before his current hot streak, correctly picked the Buccaneers over the Saints for his 24th consecutive winner. He is the third contestant to reach 24, according to the ESPN.com, but, as of this writing, has yet to make his potential million-dollar pick.

I don't know about you, but I'm rooting for the sports geek. I'd love to see him take one from the Worldwide Leader.  

Line of the Night

37 points. 21 rebounds. 3 steals. 2 assists. 1 blocked shot. David Lee.  

Saturday, November 29, 2008

This Can't Be Good for the Hamstring

New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress, who is currently rehabbing a strained right hamstring, reportedly shot himself in the right thigh late Saturday night at a New York City club, a few hours after team officials deemed him unfit to play against the Washington Redskins Sunday afternoon. 

Talk about self-inflicted wounds. 

Since Burress signed a five-year, $35 million contract with the Giants earlier this summer, he's managed to piss off everyone within the Giants organization. He was suspended for 12 days because he skipped a number of meetings, and was fined, by the National Football League, $45,000 for yelling at officials during the Giants victory over the San Francisco 49ers. This came after he shouted at Giants Coach Tom Coughlin for drawing an unsportsmanlike-conduct penalty. Coughlin later benched Burress for the fist quarter against the Pittsburgh Steelers for missing a mandatory rehabilitation session for his neck and shoulder injury. 

I imagine we've seen the last of Burress in a Giants uniform.

Line of the Night

516 passing yards. 58 completions. 38 rushing yards. 5 touchdown passes. 1 rushing touchdown.1 interception. Andy Schmitt. 

Friday, November 28, 2008

Exit Strategy for Weiss?

Before Charlie Weis is officially run out of South Bend, I'd like to throw out a possible landing spot for the once-celebrated offensive guru: Cleveland. 

Think about it. Current Browns coach Romeo Crennel is reportedly on the hot seat, and Weis is, arguably, best suited to work out the kinks in Crennel's system, because he and Crennel both learned their craft in New England, at the feet of Bill Belichick. Also, in their current positions, both Weis and Crennel run basic variations on Belichick's offensive and defensive schemes. 

Weis, then, could step right in and help Cleveland, which is in the bottom third of the National Football League in almost every offensive category-- even with a surplus of offensive weapons- put up some much-needed points, particularly with Brady Quinn, who gave Weis his best season at Notre Dame, under center.

It's at least worth a shot. The Browns couldn't possibly get any worse, could they?

Line of the Night

260 passing yards. 27 completions. 24 rushing yards. 4 touchdowns. 0 interceptions. Donovan McNabb  

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Line of the Night

39 points. 11 rebounds. 2 blocks. 1 steal. Chris Bosh.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Drip, Drop

Michael Phelps has a way with words. The Olympic gold medalist, pitchman and reported skirt chaser told "60 Minutes" correspondent Anderson Cooper that his record-breaking display at the 2008 Summer Games almost didn't come to pass because, after shattering six world records, he got a little tired
"I got nothing left," he remembers telling coach Bob Bowman after the 200-meter individual medley, according to an excerpt from his interview scheduled for Sunday's "60 Minutes" on CBS. 
Phelps, though, did have enough in the tank to set an Olympic record in his next race, the 100-meter butterfly, which he won by one one-hundredth of a second, and, on the following day, a world record in the men's 4 x 100-meter medley relay. 

I don't doubt that Phelps was pretty beat up before, at that point, his fifteenth race in eight days, but to announce this, three months later, isn't particularly newsworthy or, for that matter, illuminating. It's like saying winning 8 gold medals is, you know, hard. 

Still, I can't really blame Phelps for not revealing more. He's probably just saving all the details for his new book.     

Guys, This Isn't Helping


AP Photo/Mary Altaffer via Sports Illustrated

Line of the Night

35 points. 8 rebounds. 6 assists. 3 steals. Caron Butler. 

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

It Tastes Like Burning

The uber fans at River Avenue Blues smack down the wildly inaccurate and irresponsible news reports coming out of baseball's Hot Stove League. 
Everyone’s a fan of a good rumor. It makes the hot stove interesting. However, I’d rather not hear anything than hear something not true. Unfortunately, with everyone gunning for the big scoop, we’re probably going to see a few more false starts this off-season. Which is a shame. When we read a player is signed, he better damn well be signed. Can you imagine if this happened with CC Sabathia and the Yanks?
Their advice? Caveat lector.  

Line of the Night

17 assists. 14 points. 10 rebounds. 1 block. 1 steal. Chris Paul. 

Monday, November 24, 2008

Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam

Fresh off last night’s upset of Memphis in the Puerto Rico Tip-Off championship game, the Xavier Musketeers jumped to number 16 in the AP’s Top 25 Poll. Xavier, who last week was ranked at a surprisingly low number 29, joins fellow Jesuit Universities Gonzaga (no. 9), Marquette (no. 15) and Georgetown (no. 21) in this week’s Top 25.

For those scoring at home, that’s four Jesuit schools in the Top 25. I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating: The S.J.s can flat out play.

Even Tiger Can't Help GM

After nine years, General Motors, currently a little short on cash, has officially cut ties with Tiger Woods, the world's most bankable spokesman, because, well, they can't afford him
The cash-strapped company said in a statement that it is looking to reduce costs, and that the world's No. 1 golfer also wants more personal time as he expects his second child.
The endorsement deal, believed to be worth at least $7 million a year, was to end in 2009. Woods' agent at IMG, Mark Steinberg, said the decision to end the relationship one year early was "absolutely mutual."
"It was a combination of things,'' Steinberg said. "Tiger was looking to gain some more time, and certainly it was an opportunity for GM to reduce its spending with everything going on.''
Tiger isn't the first shiny toy the automakers were forced to give up in recent months either, according to sources.  
GM is so concerned about costs that it cut advertising during the 2009 Super Bowl, although it still plans to sponsor the National Football League and will likely [continue to] air ads before and after the game. GM also has pulled out of the Oscars and Emmy Awards in 2009 - the first time in over a decade that it is not running ads right before, during or after the two events.
In the last quarter alone, GM has lost about $7 billion, and will most likely have to declare bankruptcy if the federal government doesn't step in and save them from themselves. Although cutting back on advertising cost and severing endorsement deals are sound-- and relatively painless-- cost-cutting measures, GM execs probably should have thought about implementing them way before their stock was at $3 a share

(UPDATE: Although I still think GM waited way too long to pull the plug on some of their advertising expenditures and endorsement deals, they should be given credit for, you know, actually doing it. Unfortunately, the same can't be said about AIG and Citigroup, who are in even more trouble than GM.) 

Line of the Night

415 yards. 30 completions. 3 touchdowns. 1 rushing touchdown. 1 interception. Matt Cassel.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Friends in High Places

When Knicks President of Basketball Operations Donnie Walsh freed up close to $46 million in cap space for 2010, he did more than just make the Knicks the prohibitive favorite to sign LeBron James when he opts out of his contract. He may have also put the Yankees in a better position to land their biggest free agent target this winter: C.C. Sabathia. 

According to ESPN's Buster Olney, the idea of LeBron James suiting up for the Knicks in two years could very well convince his good buddy to put on the pinstripes this spring.  
Sabathia developed a friendship, through his years in Cleveland, with LeBron James, as the two became the biggest stars in a small town. They have bopped around New York together in the past, and on Friday, the Knicks made trades that are being viewed as precursors to their pursuit, in another 20 months, of James.
Presumably, at some point, Sabathia and James have shared a conversation about living and playing in New York at the same time -- Sabathia for the Yankees, James for the Knicks. James, as the world famously learned in the playoffs of 2007, is a Yankees fan.
Olney cautions, however, that Sabathia isn't even close to coming to a decision about his future, and he is still weighing a number of factors, like staying in the National League or pitching in his home state of California, that could very well determine where he ends up playing next season. 

Still, the Yankees' reported offer of $140 million over six years, coupled with the King's possible arrival in the Big Apple, could likely tilt the balance in the Bombers' favor.  

Line of the Night

200 rushing yards. 122 passing yards. 21 rushing attempts. 6 completions. 3 rushing touchdowns. 2 touchdown passes. Pat White. 

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Line of the Night

24 points. 17 rebounds. 5 blocks. 1 assist. 1 steal. Dwight Howard.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Donnie Basketball



"I'm committed to getting this franchise back to where it was"-- Donnie Walsh, the president of basketball operations for the New York Knicks, upon his hiring in April 2008. 
In one day, Walsh put the Knicks in a position to make a significant play for LeBron James when he becomes a free agent in 2010. Hell, by then, the Knicks, who at that point will only be on the hook for approximately $18 million (baring any future transactions), might be able to make a play for James and another high-profile free agent, like, say, Tyson Chandler, to pick one name at random. 

Since he accepted the job, Walsh has said his first goal was to get the team under the salary cap by 2010. It took him eight months.

Although he's off to a hell of a start, he's not done yet. He still needs to field a competitive team, while simultaneously keeping salary available, so free agents will even consider signing with the Knicks in 2010. 

Still, I have no doubt that Walsh knows what he's doing. After this afternoon's flurry of activity, I'm secure in the knowledge that the Knicks are, at long last, in capable hands.   

Odds & Sods

The New Yorker has some fantastic treats in this week’s issue. Take a bite out of this mouthwatering profile about the best little BBQ joint in Texas, which is, appropriately enough, run by a former rodeo clown and a middle school janitor. (I’m still partial to the Salt Lick myself). Wash it down with the magazine’s feature about Delaware’s Dogfish Head Beer. Fans of FreeDarko should check out the Seattle Weekly’s story—which includes the first coherent explanation of the most magically delicious basketball blog I’ve ever come across—about the mensch behind the site. My Knickerbockers just took a giant first step toward getting under the cap. And they’re apparently just getting started. Finally, FanIQ points out this hilarious video about what happens when mascots cross the line.

Line of the Night

21 points. 10 rebounds. 10 assists. 1 steal. Courtney Pigram. 

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Ali-Frazier


Earlier this week, Life magazine posted on Google their photo archives. Obviously, there are literally thousands of fantastic photographs, but this John Shearer shot of Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier, which Shearer snapped prior to their historic 1971 fight, grabbed my attention. 

I'd say it illustrates pretty well Ali's devil-may-care showmanship and Frazier's steely determination, which brought out the best in both men throughout the first half of the 1970s, as they beat the holy hell out of one another.   

Frazier, of course, would go on, a few weeks later, to beat Ali in Madison Square Garden, while Ali won both the rematch three years later, in 1974, and the third and final fight, the "Thrilla in Manila," the following year. After the third fight, which Frazier's trainer, Eddie Futch, stopped before the 15th round, Ali famously said it was the closest to dying he's ever been.  

Hail, Hal

After 35 years as the Boss, George Steinbrenner has officially ceded control of the New York Yankees to his son Hal, who has been running the financial operations of the team in recent years. 
"I realize it's a great responsibility," Hal said. "My dad is, needless to say, a tough act to follow."
You don't say. Under Steinbrenner, the Yankees won six World Series titles and 10 American League pennants. Steinbrenner, who purchased the team from CBS for $10 million, also turned the Yankees into a billion-dollar empire, with majority interest in a regional cable television network and a food concession company. 

Hal takes over a team in transition. After missing the playoffs for the first time since 1993, the Yankees still have to address some serious holes in their starting rotation, as well as finish up work on their controversial $1.3 billion new Yankee Stadium, before they can get back on track.

As daunting as Hal's mission is, however, he's a much more suitable replacement than his brother, Hank, who seemingly spends his days in Tampa chain smoking Marlboro Reds and running his mouth to reporters from the Associated Press.  

Still, this changing of the guard is significant-- even if somewhat anticipated. For better of for worse, George Steinbrenner was the Yankees. His bluster and deep pockets defined the Bombers' celebrated return to the top. His official departure is a stark reminder of the many uncertainties currently surrounding the team.  

Line of the Night

25 points. 14 rebounds. 6 assists. 4 blocks. Chris Kaman.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Meh-VP

Drawing slightly more than half of the first-place votes cast by members of the Baseball Writers’ Association of America, Dustin Pedroia yesterday won the 2008 American League Award. He beat out 2006 MVP Justin Morneau and Red Sox teammate Kevin Youklis, who finished with 257 and 201 points, respectively.

Pedroia is obviously a good player. Earlier this month, he picked up the Gold Glove and the Silver Slugger awards. He also led the league in hits, runs and doubles (Hello, Green Monster). He plays hard every game and is, I imagine, a pretty hard-core douche. Teams need players like him. He makes things happen. And I fully expect him to inherit Jason Varitek's giant "C" (really, it should be BIGGER) when Tek signs with another team this winter. 

Still, I’m underwhelmed. Call me old-fashioned, but 83 RBI is pretty lame for an MVP, even if the player in question is a second baseman and bats in the 2-hole. I just prefer gaudier numbers, like the stats National League MVP Albert Pujols put up this year, which, admittedly, prejudices me from getting behind Pedroia as AL MVP. 

But don't take my word for it. Here are, without further comment, Pedroia’s MVP numbers stacked up against Pujols' and the numbers of the AL runners-up.

Pedroia
.326/.376/.493 17 HR 83 RBI 122 OPS

Pujols
.357/.462/.653 37 HR 116 RBI 190 OPS

Youklis
.312/.390/.569 29 HR 115 RBI 143 OPS

Morneau
.300/.374/.499 23 HR 129 RBI 137 OPS

Line of the Night

25 points. 21 rebounds. 3 assists. 1 steal. Blake Griffin.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

It's Not Your Fault and Other Advice on Following the Knicks

The good folks over at The Onion remind us just how difficult it has been rooting for the Knickerbockers since Scott Layden traded away Patrick Ewing for Glenn Rice, Luke Longley, Travis Knight, Vernon Maxwell and the rights to about five other players eight long years ago.  

How bad has it been? Two words: Clarence Witherspoon. 

Two more: Isiah Thomas. 

When you go through two organizational nadirs within an eight-year period, you're either 1.) in book publishing or 2.) a fan of the Knicks. During Isiah's reign of terror, I edited books for a living. I'd rather not dwell on this dark period of my life. Suffice it to say, I had a lot of conversations with friends that, more or less, went like this.

 


Still, the Hirsute One has a point: "It's not your fault." Once a Knicks fan can shrug off responsibility for the Layden-Isiah years,  they're practically home free. The rest is simply about managing expectations. 

Although the team has gotten off to a solid start, let's not get ahead of ourselves. They're in a middle of a long--and long-overdue--rebuilding phase. These things take time, no matter who's calling the shots. I have all the faith in the world in Donnie Walsh and Mike D'Antoni, but even they can't magically deliver the Garden faithful a 50-win season. At least not right away. As dispiriting as Sunday night's loss to the Dallas Mavs was-- and as elusive as a Tuesday night road victory over the defending champs will prove to be-- we still need to keep in mind that the Knicks, currently second in the Atlantic Division, have already exceeded expectations. Granted, those expectations were about as high as Bush's approval rating, but this team does have a promising future-- with or without LeBron. The same can't be said for our current lame-duck president or, say, the American automobile industry. 

So, as the inconsistent play continues, don't fret. Track Wilson Chandler's continued development. Celebrate Marbury's benching. Count the days until Malik Rose is no longer allowed to put on a Knicks uniform. Pray Gallinari gets some burn this year. Enjoy David Lee before it's too late. Hope for Junior's return. Put up with Nate Robinson's erratic play because his hard court histrionics are kind of fun to watch and, well, simply because he's not Howard Eisely.

This current incarnation of the Knicks is, by no means, the team of the future. But at least they ain't the Knicks of the past eight years. 

Line of the Night

33 points. 9 assists. 4 steals. 2 rebounds. Stephen Curry

Monday, November 17, 2008

From Russia With Love

Via NPR, I came across the work of photographer Jason Eskenazi, a security guard at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, who began documenting the former Soviet Union after the Berlin Wall came down twenty years ago, in 1989.

The results are stunning.

What strikes me most about Eskenazi’s black-and-white portraits is the visual disconnect between the eras each photograph invoke and when the pictures were, in fact, actually taken. I often joke about Russians’ affinity for Coca-Cola, Michael Jackson and two-ply toilet paper, but the subjects upon whom Eskenazi trains his eye are even more entrenched in the past than I had originally thought.

Here is Eskenazi explaining his work:
When the Berlin Wall came down, it was almost as if they were set out on a journey to find themselves and who they were after 70 years of a childhood.
Eskenazi, who has compiled his photographs into one collection, Wonderland: A Fairy Tale of the Soviet Monolith, also told NPR’s Margot Adler that his work explores the difficulty of losing what you always thought would be there.

“What I realized,” he said, “was that the people I was encountering had a nostalgia for tragedy.”

Eskenazi’s point is best illustrated in my favorite shot, “Hotel Moskva, Moscow, 1998”. In it, he shoots through an open window in the famous hotel, which closed down five years ago. On the left, we see Red Square-- and, really, all the square represents. On the right, a lace curtain and a young woman’s naked back, as she stares forlornly down to the scene below. The tension in her back betrays just how heavily the history of her country weighs down on her, even as she, presumably, tries to get away for a few days.

It’s heartbreakingly beautiful.

Click through to see a gallery of Eskenazi’s work. You won’t be disappointed.

Line of the Night

320 yards. 30 completions. 2 touchdowns. 0 interceptions. Peyton Manning. 

Vegas is on the Line

My condolences if you had money on the Steelers last night. What should have been, at least, a 7-point win for Pittsburgh over San Diego, instead ended 11-10 in favor of the Steelers after referee Scott Green reversed Troy Polamalu's last-second touchdown, throwing an Roethlisberger-sized bucket of water on gamblers everywhere who thought Pittsburgh, giving five, had covered the spread. 

Green and his crew inexplicably negated Polamalu's touchdown because they eventually ruled San Diego quarterback Philip Rivers had thrown the ball forward to LaDainian Tomlinson. Tomlinson lateraled the ball to Chris Chambers, who then threw the ball backwards to a teammate before Polamalu grabbed it and ran it back for a touchdown. 

After the referees called both teams back on the field to kick the extra point, the play was put under review. Green reversed the call on the field and said the touchdown did not count.

Why? Green said he and his crew misunderstood whether Rivers' initial pass or Tomlinson's lateral was in question.
The first pass [Rivers to Tomlison] was the one that was illegal, but it only kills the play if it hits the ground," Green said. "That was incorrect to have killed it at that point. The ruling should have let the play go on. That's just the way that it played out. We believe the second pass (by Tomlinson) was legal.
Later, Green was asked why, since the first pass by Rivers did not hit the ground, the officials decided after huddling that the play should have ended there, essentially swapping in one mistaken interpretation of the rules for a different one.
We didn't kill it on the field. After (the) discussion we decided ... there was some confusion over which pass we were talking about and it was decided that it was the second pass [Tomlinson to Chambers] that was illegal that did hit the ground and therefore we killed the play there.
Translation: "We screwed this up as bad as monkeys making an egg-white omelette."  

Green later apologized for what he called an "errant" call. That should make everything alright with the gamblers of the world, don't you think? What's a couple of bucks between friends? 

UPDATED to recognize Green's second mind-boggling explanation. I still can't wrap my head around this fix, um, ruling. 

Just watch for yourself, please. 


Sunday, November 16, 2008

Line of the Night

445 total yards. 24 completions. 6 touchdown passes. 1 rushing touchdown. Case Keenum, BMOC.  
 

Saturday, November 15, 2008

0-1

The Craig Robinson-era got off to a slow start last night, as his Oregon State Beavers lost to the Howard Bison 47-45 in front of a raucous crowd at Howard University's Burr Gymnasium. The Beavers, who finished 2008 at the bottom of the Pac-10 with a 0-18 conference record, were hoping to get off to a fast start under First Brother-in-law Robinson, who last year guided Brown University to a second-place finish in the Ivy League. 

Although Oregon State isn't expected to compete for the Pac-1o title this year, I doubt last night's loss to the middling Bison is sitting too well with Robinson and the rest of his coaching staff, who like to run pre-dawn practices, as they fly back to Oregon from the nation's capital. 

The Beavers' next game is Saturday, November 22 against the University of Nevada Wolf Pack in Reno. Here at WGASIG, I'll be checking in periodically with Robinson and the OSU Beavers to measure the progress of his administration in relation to Obama's. Both of my readers (Hi, mom!) can thank me later. 

Cigarettes and Coffee

In light of Rolling Stone's preposterous list of the 100 greatest singers of all time, which has caused quite a stir, I figured I'd post this clip of Otis Redding, who came in at a representative 8th in the Top 100, at his absolute best. Enjoy it on this sleepy Saturday afternoon. 

   

Line of the Night

29 points. 13 rebounds. 6 assists. 1 block. 1 steal.  Shaquille O'Neal.   

Friday, November 14, 2008

Odds & Sods

The mayors of Philadelphia, Phoenix and Atlanta might be more than a little cash starved, but C.C. Sabathia eats recessions for breakfast, lunch, dinner and, by the looks of him, in-between meals as well. Meanwhile, astronomers in California find images of new planets in distant galaxies on the same day India finally reaches the moon.  In response to Proposition 8, Melissa Etheridge vents about her state, while fellow musician--and fellow Californian--Neil Young is more concerned about Detroit.

HRC as Secretary of State?

The rumors persist. Obama is a shrewd politician, and everything he touches, with a few exceptions, seemingly turns to gold. He clearly knows what he’s doing and he has certainly earned our trust. My preference would be for Clinton, a preternatural wonk, to take a second crack at fixing health care, but Obama seems to like Max Baucus for that particular gig. 

If Obama thinks Clinton, who famously voted to authorize the use of force in Iraq, is the right person for this particular job at this particular moment in time, I'll gladly yield to his experience and judgment. I trust him to make sound decisions. That is, after all, one of the primary reasons I voted for him. 

Still, this particular decision requires an even greater leap of faith than I've previously taken.

Yard Sale

I know times are tough, but I trust the Obama administration can come up with a better economic plan than selling off large chunks of government-owned land in the western part of the country. Alex Tabarrok’s big idea, which I stumbled on via Ross Douthat, seems a little excessive to me—not to mention a terrible waste of our natural resources and, frankly, an invitation for trouble. It also doesn't exactly bode well for people, like ranchers, who currently reside and live off these lands.  

He writes:

"It is time for a sale. Selling even some western land could raise hundreds of billions of dollars - perhaps trillions of dollars - for the Federal government at a time when the funds are badly needed and no one wants to raise taxes. At the same time, a sale of western land would improve the efficiency of land allocation."


Who would even be in a position to buy the land, especially now, several years after the land's worth has already depreciated significantly? The Saudis? China?

Welcome to Reno, a joint subsidiary of the Saudi Arabian Government and the People’s Republic of China.

I’m being glib, I realize. I’m sure there is some economic or academic merit to this argument that I’m incapable of seeing. (Full disclosure: I have little experience dealing with bills of higher denominations than 20). Still, you’d have to admit that Tabarrok’s idea has even less of a chance of becoming a reality than Ron Paul’s famous call to disband NASA.

Line of the Night

258 yards. 26 completions. 2 touchdowns. 0 interceptions. Brett Favre.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Odds & Sods

Ron Klain just became the 17th most powerful man in Washington, while the Jets think they're the team to beat in the AFC East. An Englishwoman claims to have unearthed the real-life Eleanor Rigby, as Mitch Mitchell, Jimi Hendrix's drummer—and, for my money, one of the three greatest rock drummers of his era—shuffled off this mortal coil. Probably on the downbeat. Oden's finally good to go, but Lego's suddenly all bent out of shape. Thomas Friedman® apparently doesn't know what he's talking about. What's worse, neither does Henry Paulson

Hoops Hype

Sports Illustrated, which completely owns college basketball, just released its annual NCAA Men's Basketball preseason Top 20 rankings and scouting reports for each team. Not surprisingly, North Carolina has a stranglehold on the top spot. When Tyler Hansbrough and, to a lesser extent, Ty Lawson decided to stick around Chapel Hill for another year, Tar Heels Coach Roy Williams was pretty much guaranteed a fifth trip to the Final Four. 

Although the Heels are, without question, this year's team to beat, there are a number of teams, primarily Louisville and UCLA, eager to steal the show. Coach Rick Pitino has four returning starters to rely on, and Earl Clark is poised to improve on a pretty impressive sophomore effort. The Bruins, despite losing Kevin Love, Russell Westbrook and Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, still have Darren Collison and a highly touted recruiting class to boot. They could make some noise.  

I'm not crazy, though, about Connecticut at No. 3, but Hasheem Thabeet, when he wants to, can be a total beast down low, and there's absolutely no way Jim Calhoun will let his team play as soft as they did last year against the University of San Diego after A.J. Price went down.  Still, No. 3 is a bit generous, I think. 

Duke, meanwhile, comes in at a soft No. 8, which isn't exactly a ringing endorsement from the college hoops illuminati.  Let's face it: the Blue Devils are there because they're the Blue Devils. Not exactly a bold pick. 

More interesting, however, is the staff's selection of Purdue and Notre Dame as the No. 5 and 6 teams, respectively, in the country. Purdue looked really good last March and Notre Dame's inside-out combo of Luke Harangody and Kyle McAlarney, as Grant Wahl rightfully points out, has the potential to be pretty deadly. Both teams should be fun to watch. 

Like Seth Davis, I'm really high on Michigan State. Under Tom Izzo, the Spartans are always a tough out, and sophomore Kalin Lucas is one of the quickest guards in the country off the dribble. Maybe even faster than Ty Lawson.  Maybe. Look for the Spartans to challenge Purdue for the Big Ten Championship and, later, make it to at least the Elite Eight. 

I'd love to say the same for Georgetown, but I just don't see it happening. Coach John Thompson III lost Roy Hibbert to the NBA and Patrick Ewing, Jr. to, well, the ether, I guess. Even with three serviceable returning starters (DaJuan Summers, Jesse Sapp and Austin Freeman), I'm worried the Hoyas don't have the offensive weapons to put up much of a fight. Greg Monroe, sadly, is still a year away. I'll be pulling for the Hoyas, though, and I hope they prove me wrong.

Really, though, this is the Tar Heels' year. I fully expect them to win it all, but I am going to have a blast, as I do every winter, watching promising young teams try for the upset.           

Line of the Night

52 buckets. 19 treys. 28 assists. 132 points. The 5-3 New York Knickerbockers. 

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Odds & Sods

Obama likes what he sees in Gates, but Marty Burns loves what he sees in Atlanta. Joe Biden’s got himself a Thursday date in D.C., while Marte’s settling down in the Bronx. Bobby Jindal knows how to take a pitch. Sarah Palin, on the other hand, is still completely bush league

Line of the Night

27 points. 17 rebounds. 6 blocked shots. 3 assists. 1 steal. Al Horford. 

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

On Tulips and Organs

This morning, while grinding through my commute, I came across this hilarious anecdote in Anne Lamott's Bird By Bird. In it, Lamott recounts the story of her three-year-old son, Sam, intentionally locking himself out of the house. He had with him keys to a set of plastic handcuffs. 

She writes: 

"I was sitting on the couch reading the newspaper when I heard him stick his plastic keys into the doorknob and try to open the door. Then I heard him say, 'Oh, shit.' My whole face widened, like the guy in Edward Munch's Scream. After a moment I got up and opened the front door.

'Honey,' I said, 'what'd you just say?'

'I said, 'Oh, shit,' ' he said.

'But, honey, that's a naughty word. Both of us have absolutely got to stop using it. Okay?'

He hung his head for a moment, nodded, and said, 'Okay, Mom.' Then he leaned forward and said confidentially, 'But I'll tell you why I said 'shit.' ' I said Okay, and he said, 'Because of the fucking keys!'"

The scene immediately brought to mind the time when, four years Sam's senior, I tried to get a laugh from my mother, grandmother and great-grandmother-- on Easter Sunday. The previous afternoon, I had heard a joke on the radio and I didn't understand it. But the joke absolutely killed and it was, at least I thought at the time, about flowers and, because of the season, topical. Before dinner, as my grandmother and great-grandmother rearranged the centerpiece and stemware from the dinning room table to make room for my mother's ham, I let it fly. 

"What's better than roses on your piano," I asked, perfectly setting them up for the punch line: "Tulips on your organ." 

Silence. 

My mother turned crimson. Nanny, taken aback, tried to guide my great-grandmother away before the joke could register with her. To her credit, though, grandma, who must have been 82 or 83 at the time, broke out into hysterics, which made Nanny start to laugh, which, of course, caused my mother to lose it. 

For the better part of 10 minutes, the three of them, the living entirety of my maternal line, stood above me, howling with delight.  

Housing Crunch

We’re still some time away from Obama’s big day, but places to stay in D.C. are already at a premium. (To say nothing of tickets to any of the Inaugural events). Most of the district’s 95,000 rooms have been booked, and hotels in Maryland, Virginia, Baltimore and Delaware are currently fielding calls about vacancies. At the same time, Craigslist is aflutter with offers of pet-friendly housing swaps and pull-out couches. 

I heard one story this morning about a D.C. resident who is entertaining an $8,000-offer to vacate his place for the weekend. He said he's probably going to hold out for more money. He thinks he can get $15k.  

Damn! 

Obama, as promised, is doing his part to spread the wealth around.

Mis-misunderestimated?

Josh Marshall rightfully calls out John Hinderaker for this outrageously partisan—and shockingly dishonest, even for him—bit of revisionism about W.'s way with words.

Line of the Night

328 yards. 32 completions. 3 touchdowns. 0 interceptions. Kurt Warner.

Monday, November 10, 2008

You Can't Always Get What You Want

The heavyweight is still waiting for Governor Palin, the oddest political footnote in our country's history, to offer up baby Trig's birth certificate. 

I'm all for transparency, but we've already rendered our verdict on Palin's truthiness. She's Alaska's problem again, even if she keeps winking toward 2012. Four years ago, John Edwards and Evan Bayh were the prohibitive favorites to capture the Democratic nomination. How'd that turn out? Palin's been forever exposed as a hack: four years in Juneau or Wasilla or in D.C. won't change that.  

Look, I also have my whacked-out theories about Trig, which I will absolutely never share on this blog. And I have thoroughly enjoyed seeing her get her comeuppance. But it's time to let it go. We won. Obama's in the White House

So, let's forgo beating this particular dead horse, shall we? Palin already took care of it from a passing Cessna.  

Little Pisser

Steven Lipski, a Jersey City councilman and executive director of a popular charter school in the city, was arrested Friday evening for allegedly urinating from a second-floor balcony at Washington, D.C.’s 9:30 Club.

Lipski, who was reportedly in town to see a Grateful Dead cover band, told reporters outside his Jersey City home that he was immediately giving up the drink following his embarrassing weekend.

No word yet on whether or not he plans on also swearing off Grateful Dead cover bands.

Lipski’s alcohol-related problems come in the wake of Jersey City Mayor Jerramiah Healy’s arrest and pepper spraying outside his sister’s Bradley Beach bar two summers ago, after tussling with local cops. Healy, who won a special mayoral election following the sudden death of incumbent Glen D. Cunningham, was eventually found guilty of obstructing justice in June 2007.

This isn't the first time Lipski has caused a scene at the club either. According to one source, who gave the following whopper of a quote, Lipski's been at it for some time.   

“We’ve dealt with this man before,” the source said. “He’s never peed on anybody, but he gets really belligerent and drunk.” 

UPDATE: In the interest of full disclosure, I should mention that I once interviewed Lipski about his charter school. Public urination never came up. 

Line of the Night

289 yards. 30 completions. 2 touchdowns. 0 interceptions. Kerry Collins. 

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Break Up the Knicks!

My New York Knickerbockers, god bless 'em, are finally starting to resemble an honest-to-goodness basketball team. 

After this afternoon's thumping of the previously undefeated Utah Jazz, who were without point guard Deron Williams, the Knicks are two games above .500 for the first time since 30 games into the 2005 season, nearly four years ago, at the start of Bush's second term. 

They're starting to percolate. Don't say I didn't warn you. 

Line of the Night

31 points. 16 rebounds. 3 assists. 3 blocks. Dwight Howard. 

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Uncle Walt


I Hear America Singing
Walt Whitman

I hear America singing, the varied carols I hear,
Those of mechanics, each one singing his as it should be blithe and strong,
The carpenter singing his as he measures his plank or beam,
The mason singing his as he makes ready for work, or leaves off work,
The boatman singing what belongs to him in his boat, the deckhand
singing on the steamboat deck,
The shoemaker singing as he sits on his bench, the hatter singing as he stands,
The wood-cutter's song, the ploughboy's on his way in the morning, or
at noon intermission or at sundown,
The delicious singing of the mother, or of the young wife at work, or of
the girl sewing or washing,
Each singing what belongs to him or her and to none else,
The day what belongs to the day—at night the party of young fellows,
robust, friendly,
Singing with open mouths their strong melodious songs.

(Via Poets.Org)

Line of the Night

33 points. 10 rebounds. 9 assists. 3 steals. Dwyane Wade. 

Friday, November 7, 2008

Mutts Like Me

"Our preference would be to get a shelter dog, but obviously a lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me."-- Barack Obama, at his first official news conference as president-elect. 

The man continues to impress. 

Scott Boras: Insufferable Blowhard

It's a well-known fact that Scott Boras talks a lot of smack, but his recent comparison of Ryan Madson to Mariano Rivera is, arguably, one of the most ridiculous things he's ever said--at least publicly. 

Let's break it down, shall we? In 1996, when Rivera was still a setup man for John Wetteland, he went 8-3 with a 2.09 ERA in 107 2/3 innings. He finished third in the NL Cy Young voting. This year, Madson went 4-2 with a 3.05 ERA (almost a full run higher than Rivera's) in roughly 25 less innings. Not exactly Mo-like. And that's not even taking into account the entirety of Mo's Hall of Fame career.

The "debate" basically comes down to this simple question: Who would you rather have coming out of the bullpen with the game on the line? Exactly. 

I have nothing against Ryan Madson, per se. He's a solid reliever, like Julian Taverez in his prime. Or Tom Gordon. But he's certainly no Mo. My beef is with Boras, who, at this point, has about as much credibility as an anonymous YouTube commenter or William Kristol.     


Nine Months Later

E.A. Hanks, of the Huffington Post, beat me to the punch

Like her, I also envision a ton of little Barrys and Michelles making an appearance later this summer.  

Line of the Night

27 points. 9 rebounds. 3 blocked shots. 2 assists. LaMarcus Aldridge.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

WGASIG: A Sort of Song

Every pundit in the world is offering this morning his or her take on why Obama won. For the most part, their reasons, no matter how disparate, are all valid. Yes, first-time voters gave Obama an insurmountable advantage. As did an unprecedented African-American voter turnout. Sure, changing demographics in states like Colorado, New Mexico, North Carolina and Florida also opened the door for a Democratic candidate in historically Red-leaning states. The collapse of the country's economy didn't exactly hurt Obama's candidacy either. Nor did George W. Bush, for that matter. Obama's netroots fundraising and organizational apparatus also played a huge part in his election. As did Hope. And McCain's cynical selection of Palin. The waning influence of the culture wars also helped make it possible for a black candidate to win the White House for the first time in American history.

These are all true, and, on any given day, I might argue for--or against--any or all of them, perhaps at the same time. They undoubtedly all factored into Obama's historic victory. Ultimately, though, I think Obama won for two simple reasons: 1.) he was a better candidate and 2.) he ran a better campaign.

That's how I like to read it anyway.

Pundits and historians can--and will--look at this election from every angle. As they should. There is a ton of valuable information to be divined from polls, demographics and voting trends.

Here at WGASIG, however, I'm going to try and keep things as simple as possible. And not just about the election. But about all my posts, whether they're focused on sports, popular culture, literature or other miscellany. As the subhead implies, this blog is primarily about the big picture. Although I won't always be successful, I'd like to keep to a minimum my forays into the details and leave the minutiae and analysis to the heavyweightsuber fans, stat geeks and dry-humpers of history, who are far more qualified-- and eager-- to explain the world than I.

I'd rather just offer wiseass commentary, like I would at a ball game, just as the Jesuits taught me.

Re: the blog's name? Well, I cribbed it from Major League, which some argue is the funniest baseball movie of all time. (Not even close.) In one scene, three Indians fans watch as Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn serves up a long home. As the ball nears the fence, one fan says, "too high;" the other, "too hard." They continue to argue about how, exactly, they knew the ball was going to leave the park well after the hitter has crossed home plate and Vaughn has already started drowning his sorrows in the shower. Finally, the third fan, exasperated, mutters, "Who gives a shit, it's gone."

My sentiments exactly.

Line of the Night

49 points. 11 rebounds. 6 assists. 5 steals. 2 blocks. Amare Stoudemire.  

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Hope's Right Hook

As expected, Rahm Emanuel, the man who helped usher in a new Democratic majority in the House of Representatives, is reportedly on board

Emanuel is an interesting character. Famous for laying waste to congressional Republicans-- and once sending a dead fish to a pollster who rubbed him the wrong way-- Emanuel is also the inspiration for Josh Lyman, President Barlett's deputy chief of staff on Aaron Sorkin's The West Wing, one of the many and increasingly bizarre connections between the television drama and Obama's political career. 

Obama is not fooling around. Less than 24 hours after winning the 2008 election, he's already up and running. 

It's going to be a productive--and fun--four years. 

UPDATE: Emanuel denies accepting the job but admits he's still considering it. 

UPDATED UPDATE: Game on

Final UPDATE: I've changed the post's title. I think this is more appropriate. 

Project Houdini

It remains to be seen how lasting of an impact Obama's voter registration and GOTV drives will have on future elections but Newsweek's outstanding review of Obama's 2008 campaign points to a pretty effective weapon that will almost certainly come in handy in 2012. 

"The Obama campaign's New Media experts created a computer program that would allow a 'flusher'—the term for a volunteer who rounds up nonvoters on Election Day—to know exactly who had, and had not, voted in real time. They dubbed it Project Houdini, because of the way names disappear off the list instantly once people are identified as they wait in line at their local polling station."

In a numbers game, that's a nice little trick to have up your sleeve, wouldn't you say?

Line of the Night

62,758, 809 popular votes. 338+ electoral votes. 1 historic night. President-elect Barack Obama.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

44


Barack Hussein Obama was elected the 44th president of the United States on Tuesday, sweeping away the last racial barrier in American politics with ease as the country chose him as its first black chief executive. (Via NYT)



FOX Calls Ohio for Obama


So did NBC. It's now just a question of how many electoral votes Obama ends up. I still say he'll easily break 300.  

Sorry, Joe.

(Photo by Lori King/AP) 


Biden Wins!

I trust I wasn't the only one unaware that Biden was also up for re-election in the Senate. 

Dean to Dems: Hate to Say I Told You So

The Hill, the daily paper written for and about Congress, completely nails Howard Dean's legacy at the DNC. 

Although I was never particularly crazy about pre-or-post scream Dean during the 2004 primaries, I always thought he was the right person to run the Democratic Party the following year for exactly the same reasons I didn't think he was fit to run the country in the first place: 1.) he's an uncompromising jerk and 2.) he plays by his own rules. 

And he's made it work. 

While most lamented Dean's unpopular 50-state strategy, I supported the idea simply because it made so much sense. Why not try to get a Democratic presence in traditionally Republican counties and states? Isn't that the whole point of governing nationally? Aren't we in this to win it?

After an admittedly shaky start, Dean eventually changed the way Democrats looked at the electoral map and, in the process, mapped out the red-and-blue-bricked road to the White House. 

He also saved the Democratic Party from oblivion.  

Since the Deaniacs fired the first salvo in early 2004, the Democrats have been fighting over which direction to take the Party, either further to the center or back to the left. This internal struggle played itself out in operatic fashion during the contentious 2008 primary between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. 

Hillary, of course, represented the moderate, Terry McAuliffe wing of the Party; while Obama stood for the so-called Democratic Wing of the Democratic Party, a new generation of progressive Democrats, mainly younger Dems like myself and, yes, the untethered Deaniacs, who were not at all happy with Hillary's or other Democrats' votes for the Iraq war, among a myriad of other issues. Hillary and Obama's seemingly endless primary battle was, for all intents and purposes, a fight not only for the nomination but a fight for the Party itself. (Think back to which superdelegates backed which candidate and why).     

Obama's victory, then, was also a triumph for Dean and his take-back-the-party policies. 

At the same time, Dean also helped change the nature of fundraising, which, during the Democratic primary, split along similar lines. 

As Joshua Green reported in the June issue of The Atlantic, Hillary, the early favorite, locked up McAuliffe's prized big-ticket donors in the opening months of the 2008 primary season. Obama, on the other hand, improved upon Dean's 2004 fundraising model and put together a kick-ass network of smaller donors (mostly venture capitalists at first) that carried him all the way to Denver and through the presidential campaign.

After the primary, Obama wasted no time in going after as many states as possible. While he campaigned in traditional swing states like Ohio, Missouri and Florida, he also got aggressive in Colorado, Dean's pick to host the Democratic Convention. Obama also targeted New Mexico, Nevada, North Carolina, Virginia, Georgia, Montana, Iowa and Indiana. Before McCain selected Palin as his running mate, Obama and his campaign even had their eyes on Alaska, believe it or not. 

Before Dean's 50-state strategy, no Democrat in his or her right mind would have thought about attacking these states and, like Gore and Kerry, would have lost a close election. Obama, though, recognized the value of Dean's plan, and had the foresight, the financial resources, the organizational network and the political skills to make it happen. 

If Obama wins tonight, as expected, historians and pundits will rightfully point to Dean's 2004 grass-and-netroots campaign and, later, his 50-state strategy as helping to pave the way for Obama's historic march to the White House.  

They should also credit him for breathing new life into a moribund Party and, with more than a little help from Obama's once-in-a-lifetime candidacy and George W. Bush's atrocious policies, giving Democrats another opportunity to govern after eight long years in the wilderness.  

UPDATE: (via Ambinder)

Line of the Night

27 points. 16 rebounds. 3 blocks. 1 steal. Marc Gasol.

Begin the Begin

A little ditty to get you in the mood for what's shaping up to be an historic day. A long time coming.  




Monday, November 3, 2008

Peanuts 2.0

I've always had a soft spot for Charles Schulz. That his series was actually a thinly veiled retelling of his own personal demons, only makes the strip, in my estimation, that much more endearing. Imagine my excitement then when I read this morning about 20 new webisodes starring Charlie Brown and the rest of the gang. 

Made with Flash animation, the 3- to 4- minute videos, which were produced by Warner Bros.' Motion Comics, are taken directly from old comic strips and feature new voices for each character. Fans can purchase two bundled episodes on iTunes for 99 cents each, or the full season for $7.99. 

As Jake Coyle points out in his article, the first episode, entitled, "You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown," features this killer line from Linus uttered in defense of his unwavering belief in the Great Pumpkin: "In my administration, children will be children and adults will be adults."    

Amen to that. 

AI to Detroit?

As if the hiring of Michael Curry as head coach earlier this summer weren't proof enough, this morning's rumored trade is a pretty good indication that Detroit is gearing up for a rebuilding period. With Iverson's $22 million and Rasheed's $13.6 off the book's next year, the team basically just saved itself approximately $19 million with one transaction, while remaining somewhat competitive in a pretty stacked Eastern Conference. 

Basically, though, this is a salary dump. Next year, the Pistons are going to have a ton of cap space. They'll also have a ton of cash on hand in 2010, when LeBron is expected to opt out of his current contract.  I'm interested to see what Dumars does next. 

The Joy of Six

NPR, the world's coolest source of information, points out the story of the Meeteetse Longhorns, a high school football team from a sleepy town of 351 residents nestled between the Absaroka mountains and the Wyoming Badlands. 

This ain't your granddaddy's football team, though. Faced with an appropriately low student body of 34, Rick Paxton, the school's athletic director, decided to field a six-man football team

The games are played on an 80-yard field, which is kind of cool, but, since Wyoming doesn't yet have a six-man league, the team plays most of their games in Montana, which can't be too much fun for the young men, especially after the team's most recent 66-12 butt-whoppin' in their final game of their season.

Interestingly, Meeteetse High won state in Wyoming's nine-man championship tournament 15 years ago, in 1993. At this rate, by 2023, the team will be playing three v. three, much like I did during lunch recess in Catholic school.   

Line of the Night

5 tackles. 1 assist. 2.5 sacks. Justin Tuck. 

Sunday, November 2, 2008

To the Teeth

One night after signing a five-year, $64-million-dollar-extension--and up 16 in the fourth quarter--Indiana Pacer Danny Granger showed why he's worth every penny.

Starbury, On His Own

Howard Beck details an interesting subplot in the on-going Marbury situation.  Why am I not surprised Steph would choose to go it alone? 

Line of the Night

24 points. 15 assists. 3 rebounds. 1 turnover. Chris Paul. 

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Line of the Night

26 points. 7 assists. 5 rebounds. 3 steals. Brandon Roy.