Per their game, Ball Don't Lie is asking readers to caption this amazing photograph of Gerald Wallace getting obliterated by Shaquille O'Neal, a ridiculously large man. The unstoppable force meets the immovable object obviously comes to mind, but my favorite submission thus far is, "Gerald, tell me how my abs taste," which if it sounds a bit obtuse, check out this clip of Shaq rapping about Kobe Bryant for a quick reference point. Well played, Killamari, whoever you are.
Really, though, I'm not particularly interested in the caption contest. (The winner supposedly gets this). I just wanted an excuse to post this ridiculous photo. No matter how many times I look at it, I'm always overcome with how freakin' big Shaq is. Good lord.
