For the past few days, in between hours-long practices and work out sessions, Durant has been watching DVDs during his downtime, tweeting his by-the-minute commentary. Most recently, he screened "Obsessed," Beyonce’s broken-down star-making vehicle, and J.J. Abrams’ "Star Trek," which, given its November DVD release date, must be a bootleg or an advance copy or something.
Here are some of Durant’s more trenchant reactions to "Obesessed":
Man if I have a wife and we arguing and she say ‘get out my house’ ima laugh and ask her is she high lol…pleaaassseee.
Ladies don’t try n be like beyonce cuz the fellas will flip and kick yo a** out lol.
Moment of truth.
Lol beyonce got a big a** head..cuz she head butted da mess out that girl..I woulda been outtaaa dere…my scalp woulda been bruised.
While Durant clearly had a lot to say about Obsessed, in comparison, he wasn’t particularly taken with the latest incarnation of the Star Trek franchise. Or should I say enterprise? I get confused. Still, Durant did manage to bang out a few keepers, and raise a number of somewhat interesting if somewhat curious points.
If you ship run outta gas n space…where would you refuel at?Good question, Kevin.
Zoe saldana is beautiful…nice smile.Yes, she is.
Spock as a little kid would beat da hell outta mcauley caulkin in home alone.Highly illogical.
Dirty blond to redhead and back again. Don’t worry, Kirk’s still a natural dickhead underneath.Sorry, that last line is from Anthony Lane’s "New Yorker" review of the film. You get the point, though.