"Every Time a Bell Rings...."

Faithful WGASIG readers have probably figured out I’m not the biggest—or the most knowledgeable—football fan in the world. That's fine. I have other things on my mind and, like Eric Mangini, the game of football is just a little bit over my head. Still, I would be remiss if I didn’t at least call your attention to New England Patriots receiver Wes Welker’s most recent touchdown celebration.

After his second quarter touchdown yesterday, Welker, who finished the game with seven catches for 68 yards, dropped to the ground and, appropriately enough, made a snow angel, just beyond the snow-covered end line.

I'm sure this kind of celebration's been done before, so Welker loses some points for unoriginality. However, he more than makes up for it with his commitment and attention to form; an eight-year-old girl couldn't have done it better herself.