Kurt Warner Likes God, Drawing and His Purple Striped Shirt

I knew Kurt Warner liked to draw anthropomorphic caricatures of God, but I had no idea he could also bust a move. Here he is strutting his stuff on yesterday's episode of Ellen.

I have to give it to him: Ol' Man River can dance. Seriously, he has to be the best dancer at his church's tent revivals, or whatever else he and his wife, Brenda, get up to out in the Arizona desert. But something's just not right. What could it be? Oh, yeah. He's wearing the same shirt he sported during his big etch-a-sketch rendezvous with the Almighty. 

This is almost as embarrassing as the James Harrison interception. 

Seriously, Kurt, wearing the same outfit might have been okay back when you were stocking shelves in Cedar Rapids, but this is Ellen, the coolest network-sanctioned lesbian allowed on morning TV. You need to wear a different shirt. 

It's precisely times like this, Kurt (and only times like this), when you just have to ask yourself, WWLD? What Would Leinart Do?