Pujols To Catch Obama

President Barack Obama will throw out the ceremonial first pitch before Tuesday night's All-Star Game at Busch Stadium to Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols, hometown hero and Major League Baseball's leading vote-getter. The All-Star game is totally lame, a complete waste of time, but let me be clear: I will tune in to check out Obama's moves on the mound. 

(Via Bats)

A Super Bowl Haiku

Roman numerals:

An entertaining game but   

Pittsburgh pulls it out 

Steelers 34 Cardinal 28

Line of the Night

279 yards. 21 completions. 4 touchdowns. 0 interceptions. Kurt Warner.

Passerine Feat: An NFC Championship Haiku

Woe-beholden birds,

The Cards’ final call comes late,

Respite from the past

Cardinals 27 Eagles 17

Thundercats, Ho! A Second Playoff Haiku

Listen to Vegas:

Watch Carolina cover

and Warner go home. 

Panthers 31 Cardinals 17

Birds of Prey: A Wild-Card Haiku

Last minute sell out
Warner, Boldin, Fitzgerald
Cardinals move on

Cardinals 41 Falcons 17