Showing posts with label Cincinnati. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cincinnati. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Not Safe for Work


Nine years ago today, the Cincinnati Reds, led by captain Barry Larkin, were poised to take on Shawn Green and the Los Angeles Dodgers in the first of three-game series at Cincinnati’s Cinergy Field. The players had finished batting practice, the lineups had been written, the baselines painted, and the infield and pitcher’s mound had been prepared for the night. 

The only problem? The umpires’ equipment was somewhere in New York, more than 550 miles away. While the umpires—CB Bucknor, Al Clark, Mike Vanvleet and Rick Reed—arrived safely in Cincinnati from Montreal earlier in the day, their equipment was shipped, unnoticed, to New York. 

To save the day, Rick Stowe, the Reds' longtime clubhouse manager, and a member of his crew raced off to a local sporting goods store. It was closed. Undeterred, the dynamic duo drove around Cincinnati in search of an open store. Eventually, they found one on the west side of town, and secured about $600 worth of gear, pilling shin guards, chest protectors, cleats, and face masks into the car before racing back to Cinergy Field. On their way back across town, though, they got stuck in traffic, and had to call in for a police escort to get back to the stadium, where they handed the equipment off to the waiting umpires. 

After only a 27-minute delay, starting pitcher Steve Parish finally delivered the first pitch, fittingly, a called strike, to Devon White, the Dodgers' center fielder and leadoff hitter. The Dodgers, behind four serviceable quality innings from rookie starting pitcher Eric Gagne, would go on to win the opener 9-2, and, two days later, sweep the series. 

The umpires' equipment, meanwhile, presumably made its way to the Queen City before the start of the second game.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

There Are No Small Parts. Only Future Bigheaded, Sweaty Baseball Players

While trying to figure out which current members of the Boston Red Sox have taken performance-enhancing drugs, I stumbled across this interesting piece of Wiki-trivia about Kevin "The Greek God of Walks" Youkilis (Ed. Note: he's actually of Romanian and Jewish descent).

As a 14-year-old, little Youk had a cameo in the Melanie Griffin and Ed Harris romantic comedy Milk Money, which was filmed in Youkilis's hometown of Cincinnati, where he presumably dreamed of making it big with fellow Cincinnattian Nick Lachey.   

For your viewing pleasure, I offer you Kevin Youkilis's theatrical debut.


The borderline pubescent Youkilis isn't as ugly or sweaty as he is today, but that face most definitely belongs to the man who last year, seemingly out of nowhere, crushed 29 home runs--or almost twice as many as his previous career high and one less than he hit throughout his entire five-year minor league career, when he was developing his batting eye.