The Snap, Go, Fling of the American Atmosphere, C**ksucker

Sure the weather this morning sucks, and there's a less than 50 percent chance today's games will be played, but even the idea of meaningful baseball games has me positively giddy. In recognition of Opening Day, then, here's a clip from Bull Durham, the greatest movie ever made about the national pastime, Walt Whitman's favorite game. You could look it up.