Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Mike Blowers Sees All
Friday, September 25, 2009
The Definitive Drinker's Dictionary

Thursday, September 24, 2009
The Return of IPK Flabbergasts John Sterling
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Born to Run

Today is Bruce Springteen's 60th birthday, as the Sports Guy has taken great pains to point out on twitter. I find it shocking that Springsteen’s only 60. How is he still that young? In recent years, the Boss has seemed kind of ancient; not exactly past his expiration date, but certainly long enough in the tooth to be celebrated as rock’s Methuselah-like patriarch.
Anyway, in honor of Springsteen's 60th, Slate recounts the story behind Bruce's magnus opus, "Born to Run," truly one of the greatest rock albums of all time and certainly the best to come out of the Garden State. I forget sometimes that Springsteen labored over this album, particularly its title track, the Boss’s signature song. I forget, too, that if Springsteen hadn’t come through with a commercially viable album—his third and possibly final one with Sony— he would today most likely be sharing the bill with Southside Johnny on Mike'd Up.
Which is why the album's backstory is so interesting. Backed into a corner, Springsteen knew he had a good idea in "Born to Run," but he couldn’t quite nail it down, no matter how many times he tried, or how many instruments he introduced, including, oddly, a glockenspiel.
The alternate mixes of "Born To Run" that are available reveal some of the ways in which Springsteen experimented musically. In one, a female chorus joins him in the background when he sings, "get out while we're young," "got to know how it feels," and "walk in the sun." Musically, the strings at various points are more prominent than they would be in the final version. It's easy to see why Bruce rejected this mix: The chorus and strings make the song too ethereal and distance it from the driving force of the beat. In another mix, Springsteen's lead vocal is doubled, the chorus is still intact, and the strings at the end of the song are even more pronounced. Two other mixes play with the balance of strings and bass. At one point, the band experimented with different sound effects such as streetcars and drag racing.Eventually, though, he got it right. Springsteen credits Stevie Van Zandt with saving the song. A simple major/minor chord adjustment, suggested about six months after Springsteen first started writing the tune, made all the difference, according to the Boss. "Steve’s greatest contribution to my music."
The earliest live version of the song that is available dates from July 13, 1974, at the Bottom Line in New York, more than a year before a string of shows at the same venue that would astonish the industry. While musically the song is almost set, lyrically it is dramatically different from the final version, so much so that its meaning shifts. After "runaway American dream," Springsteen sings, "At night we stop and tremble in the heat/ With murder in our dreams." The song is darker. He is not singing to Wendy, whose name does not appear. The second verse opens, "So close your tired eyes little one/ And crawl within my reach. ... [W]e'll ride tonight on the beach/ Out where the surfers, sad, wet, and cold/ As they watch the skies/ There'll be a silence to match their own."
And here's an early, somewhat disturbing version of "Thunder Road," which was originally called "Wings for Wheels," a pretty terrible title.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Backspacer

The four-star reviews are in.
Rolling Stone:
Fans of Pearl Jam's chest-beating angst mode might look for some metaphorical resonance in 'Amongst the Waves.' Yet the more you listen, the more it just sounds like Vedder's spending a nice day surfing. After toughing out the Bush years, Pearl Jam aren't in the mood for brooding; at long last, surf's up.
A thousand rock 'n' roll clichés have been built around the idea that guts and glory belong to the young. Pearl Jam's ninth studio album, "Backspacer," due out Sunday (Sept. 20), makes the opposite argument. Its 11 breakneck rockers and candidly emotional ballads, adding up to barely more than a half hour of optimally toned catharsis, gain power from the band's calm but constant awareness of life's ticking clock.
For the first time in years, Pearl Jam are seizing the moment rather than wallowing in it.Chicago Tribune:
But the taut songwriting on “Backspacer” is a bracing reminder of a less-celebrated facet of Pearl Jam’s personality, the step-on-it-and-go attack of “Spin the Black Circle,” “Lukin” or “Do the Evolution.”
Wise Words From the Captain
Monday, September 21, 2009
King Rex

Friday, September 18, 2009
Damn Braves

They are maddeningly inconsistent.
Take, for instance, their recent seven-game winning streak, extended last night with a come-from-behind victory over the hapless Mets. The recent streak sounds pretty good, particularly down the stretch in a pennant race. Impressive, at least, until you realize the Braves previously dropped six of seven immediately before their current wining streak. 6 down; 7 up. Nautically speaking, there is little difference between the Braves and an ocean buoy. (Ed. Note: Thanks, Bob Sullivan.)
This morning, the Braves find themselves a season-high 10 games over .500, 4.5 games behind the Colorado Rockies for the Wild Card, with 16 games to play. If the Rockies go 7-8 over their final 15 games, the Braves would have to go 12-4 just to force a tie. Mathematically, the Braves are still in it. If I were a betting man, though, I’d sit this one out, preseason predictions be damned.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
IPK

At first, Cashman’s decision didn’t look too good. Cabrera, predictably so, regressed. Hughes stunk. And Kennedy, a soft tossing, finesse pitcher, got rocked to the tune of an 8.17 ERA and a 1.916 WHIP. Even worse, he didn't care. The Yankees missed the playoffs for the first time in 12 years, and New Yorkers, true to form, spent most of the season ripping Cashman for his decision not to go after Santana.
Cashman, though, rebounded in the winter, signing CC Sabathia, which helped solidify the starting rotation. (The signing of A.J. Burnett and the resigning of Andy Pettitte helped a great deal, too). Meanwhile, two of the players Cashman refused to part with rebounded from a disastrous season. Mellky, pushed by the addition of Brett Gardner, is playing a serviceable outfiled, and Hughes has been a revelation since moving to the 8th inning.
But what about the third, Ian Patrick Kennedy?
After spending most of the second half of the 2008 season in Scranton, Kennedy was sent to play in the Puerto Rican Winter League, where he posted a league-low 1.56 ERA, seemingly rediscovering the better-than-average control that inspired the Yankees to select him in the first round of the 2006 MLB Draft. By the middle of Spring Training, Kennedy, still only 24, had regained the respect of his manager, and was back in the team’s plans for the future.
A few weeks later, though, Kennedy, pitching well in the minors, left a game with numbness in the middle finger of his right hand, which was diagnosed a vasospasm in his right middle finger. Doctors later discovered an aneurysm in an artery near his right shoulder. His season—and, quite possibly, his career—was thought to be over.
But Kennedy fought back, working his way back to professional baseball. Last night, he pitched three hitless innings in his first Triple-A start since his surgery in May. Kennedy struck out the side in the first inning (Ed. Note: the Durham Bulls made contact on one of his first 15 pitches) and struck out two in the second. He racked up his sixth and final strikeout in the third, sandwiched between a flyout and groundout. After 50 very good pitches, Kennedy’s night was through.
“Everything felt good,” Kennedy said. “I got ahead of guys. My fastball command was better than in my first [rehab] outing. I felt back to normal again, and it’s much more comfortable pitching at that adrenalin rush rather than like my first outing when I couldn’t control it.”
This could be a big boost for the Yankees next season, as Kennedy still projects as a reliable back-of-the-rotation starter. Even if he doesn't crack the rotation, though, it's nice to see the kid pitching again.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
The Tao of Swayze

How else can you explain pulling off the following lines?
“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”
“Pain don’t hurt.”
“Ditto.”
“100 percent pure adrenaline.”
An actor better commit to these lines, or the scene's going to end up an absolute train wreck. Which other actor could have made a career out of these unmistakably terrible lines? Each one, though, shoots right to heart of each movie: a young girl’s coming-of-age; one man’s fight for justice (and an honest bartender); everlasting love; to thine own self be true, brah. As disposable and risible as these lines are on the page, Swayze somehow made them believable, palpable, classic.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Bad and Worse, Meet Worst

As if this weren’t bad enough, Kevin Smith, arguably the worst filmmaker of his generation, is currently in talks with Albom to produce a movie based on the five-minutes-and-thirty-three-second-too-long tune. Theoretically, a movie about a 1970s Canadian hockey goon could be a lot of fun, but this ain’t no "Slapshot." Smith said he envisions the film as being more dramatic in nature, and possibly entering into awards season chatter down the road.
“I never once thought about winning awards or anything, but that movie I think can do it,” Smith said. “If I play my cards right and we get the right people in it, it could be an award-type movie. This the one I really want to do in a big, bad way.”
Friday, September 11, 2009
Big Fan
"Big Fan" isn’t a sports movie, per se. At its heart, it’s a film about obsession, and how the obsessed—whether it’s sports enthusiasts, foodies, comic book geeks, or as Oswalt told the Sports guys, cinemaphiles, want to disappear completely in their hobbies. “Unlike a Travis Bickle,” Oswalt said of his character, “he’s not desperately trying to reach out and connect to the world. He’s actually built such a comfortable and complete shell, his battle is with the people who are trying to get him to come out of it.”
I think that’s exactly right. If a fan's not careful, sports can take over your life. A point made almost daily on New York's sports radio. The other afternoon a caller phoned in to Mike Francesa to talk about Joba Chamberlain. Before he made his point, he offhandedly mentioned that he was in between trips to the hospital, where his wife, the poor girl, was delivering their first child. The caller figured he had time to offer his two cents on Joba’s recent pitching performances, in between contractions, I guess.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Sports Writing At Its Worst

There are a ton of bad sports writers out there. But, Mark Whicker, a columnist for "The Orange County Register," has to be the worst. Or at least the only one without a conscience or a minimal sense of propriety. Whicker thought it would be a good idea to catch up Jaycee Dugard, the girl who was kidnapped, imprisoned and raped by her captors for 18 years, on what happened in the world of sports while she was away. Seriously, here's his lede:
It doesn't sound as if Jaycee Dugard got to see a sports page. Box scores were not available to her from June 10, 1991 until Aug. 31 of this year. She never saw a highlight. Never got to the ballpark for Beach Towel Night. Probably hasn't high-fived in a while. She was not allowed to spike a volleyball. Or pitch a softball. Or smack a forehand down the line. Or run in a 5-footer for double bogey.
Now, that's deprivation. Can you imagine? Dugard was 11 when she was kidnapped and stashed in Phillip Garrido's backyard. She was 29 when she escaped. Penitentiary inmates at least get an hour of TV a day. Dugard was cut off from everything but the elements.
How long before she fully digests the world she re-enters? How difficult to adjust to such cataclysmic change? More than that, who's going to explain the fact that there's a President Obama? Dugard's stepfather says she's going to need a lot of therapy — you think? — so perhaps she should take a respite before confronting the new realities. So, Jaycee, whenever you're ready, here's what you've missed:He goes on to list a bunch of sporting events that took place while Dugard was kept in captivity. Among the highlights, Whicker mentions that baseball fans stopped doing The Wave. Beach balls are no longer popular either. The entire column is insensitive and stupid, but his kicker, four monosyllabic words he'll never live down, is particularly so.
And ballplayers, who always invent the slang no matter what ESPN would have you believe, came up with an expression for a home run that you might appreciate. Congratulations, Jaycee. You left the yard.One word comes to mind: douchebag. Whicker has since apologized.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Pittsburgh Pirates: 17 Years of Suck

The last time the Bucs were good was in 1992, when Atlanta’s Francisco Cabrera singled off Stan Belinda to score David Justice and Sid Bream for the tying and winning runs, respectively, in Game 7 of the ALCS. To put that into perspective, 1992 was the same year Pearl Jam’s Ten and Radiohead’s Pablo Honey debuted. And Bill Clinton was still a month away from winning his first term as president. After the ALCS, the team went into a protracted rebuilding phase, letting Barry Bonds sign with the San Francisco Giants, among other questionable moves. They’ve yet to recover. Ron Cook, a sportswriter for the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, sums it up nicely:
Here's one final depressing way to blow the Pirates' ignominious march to history into perspective: Kids who graduated from college this spring aren't old enough to remember when they had a winning team.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
"His Principal Crime Is That He Cheered for the Boston Red Sox"

(Via the Daily News)
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
You're Wrong About Everything
Ben and I are, for the most part, reasonable young men, and we’ll more than likely keep our discussions above board. But, as my girlfriend recently pointed out, our little online experiment will be more fun if we talk copious, borderline offensive amounts of shit. In her words, “You’ll need more ‘Jacoby Swallows’.” What can I say? I do as I’m told.
The blog's already up and running, although the design looks like it was put together by one of Brett Pedroria’s little friends. Oh, man, this is going to be fun. Please check it out whenever you get the chance. In the meantime, I’ll still be posting here as often as I can.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Old Reliable

At no point last night, during Andy Pettitte’s masterful first 6 innings, did I think he would actually pitch a perfect game. That’s just not the type of pitcher he is, at least historically. Attacking hitters with a below-average fastball and a heavy arsenal of curve balls, cutters and changeups, Pettitte’s modus operandi on the mound is, for the most part, inducing contact. Although the Orioles weren’t exactly putting good swings on the ball, they did regularly put the ball into play. One of those hit balls, I figured, would eventually find a hole somewhere. I just didn’t think it would be through Jerry Hairston’s legs. Pitching a perfect game is hard. Just ask Mike Mussina. It’s no coincidence that only 18 pitchers in the history of the game have ever accomplished the feat.
This, of course, doesn’t take away from Pettitte’s dominant performance last night. Quite the opposite, in fact. Last night’s outing underlines how good he’s been this season, particularly in the second half. Since the All-Star Break, Pettitte has been dealing. Undefeated in his last 7 starts, he’s posting a 2.56 earned run average, and, in 59.2 innings since the break, he’s struck out 62 batters, while walking only 15. Good. Lord. His cutter is working like it’s 1996, which sets up his better-than-average off-speed stuff. As a result, batters just don’t look comfortable in the box against him.
Projected as the team's fifth starter coming into the season, Pettitte has pitched better than I initially thought possible. He's solidified the Yankees’ rotation behind staff ace CC Sabathia and second-in-command A.J. Burnett, just as he did early in his career behind David Cone, David Wells and Roger Clemens, Pettitte's more celebrated--and talented--teammates. Outside of his rookie season, 1996, Pettitte has never been considered the staff ace. He’s always been more of a workhorse, an effective, mid-rotation innings-eater. Unlike his more touted teammates, Pettitte’s never going to light up a radar gun, strike out 20, or, as we witnessed last night, throw a perfect game. But he is a gamer, a fan favorite who's always ready to take the ball. And, more often than not, he's found a way to win. With last night’s victory, the 190th of his career, Pettitte moved ahead of Lefty Gomez into third place on the Yankees’ all-time win list. Only Whitey Ford (236) and Red Ruffing (231) remain ahead of him. He probably won’t catch either man, but third on the all-time list seems just about right for Pettitte, the Yankees' old reliable.